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I was getting an award for best female video at the VMAs and Kanye West stood up and stole my mic during the middle of my thankyou speech. Now everyone hates Kanye and President Obama publicly called him a jackass. SY2!

#47 (0) - Sep 15, 2009 05:28 PM by Taylor Swift - Strangers - You screwed them good! (16) - You screwed the pooch (0)

I asked a question in class and some kid called me an idiot in front of the whole class. I tripped him when he went to get his test back from the teacher later that period and even the teacher laughed at him and told him he deserved it. SY2!

#27 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 10:33 PM by Anonymous - Strangers - You screwed them good! (12) - You screwed the pooch (1)

I had a hunch my roommate kept sneaking some of my vodka when I wasn't home. I emptied out the vodka bottle and filled it with rubbing alcohol. He must have had some, because I came home one night and he said he had been puking for four straight hours and was never going to drink vodka again. SY2!

#19 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 10:00 AM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (11) - You screwed the pooch (1)

My friend changed my Facebook status and information to tell all of my friends that I was gay. I changed his living room computer's background to porn. His parents are extremely religious and grounded him for a month when they were the first to login to the computer after I left. SY2!

#25 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 07:52 PM by Anonymous - Friends - You screwed them good! (10) - You screwed the pooch (3)

My wife and I's waiter at Chili's was a total prick when he served our food and he gave us crappy service. I paid for our dinner with the pennies I had in my car that I was going to bring to the bank. Our dinner bill was for $64.31. SY2!

#26 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 07:55 PM by Anonymous - Strangers - You screwed them good! (9) - You screwed the pooch (5)

I ran a hurdles race against this kid once and he bragged about how he kicked over every hurdle into my lane and caused me to miss the State Regional qualifying by one spot. I went to the judging committee and filed a complaint. They disqualified him and I went to the Regional instead of him. SY2!

#29 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 11:12 PM by Anonymous - Sports - You screwed them good! (9) - You screwed the pooch (0)

I found the student ID of this girl that really doesn't like me. Being the nice person that I am, I returned it to her....after swiping it in at the stadium and taking her ticket to Saturday's football game! SY2!

#36 (1) - Sep 15, 2009 12:26 AM by gogators - Friends - You screwed them good! (9) - You screwed the pooch (0)

This soccer player who was going to be a college football kicker kept taking cheap shots at our team in a state playoff game. We played clean the whole time, so it was really getting annoying. Someone slide-tackled him and he broke his leg in three different places. Bye bye college football scholarship. SY2!

#1 (0) - Sep 8, 2009 05:25 PM by Shanksta13 - Sports - You screwed them good! (8) - You screwed the pooch (5)

My buddy ragged on me really bad for hooking up with this fat chick. I then told said chick that he thought she was really hot and wanted to hook up with him. He came home one day and let out a bloodcurdling scream when he walked into his room to find fat chick naked on his bed. SY2!

#20 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 10:04 AM by Anonymous - Hook Ups - You screwed them good! (8) - You screwed the pooch (1)

I caught my boyfriend in bed with my sister a few weeks ago. I managed to convince him that I still loved him and we should stay together. He caught me in bed with his dad on the family vacation to Disney World that he invited me to. SY2!

#24 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 07:44 PM by Anonymous - Relationships - You screwed them good! (7) - You screwed the pooch (8)

My friend was obnoxiously drunk once at my friend's house. When he passed out on the living room couch we ordered pay-per-view porn and left the remote in his hand while we went upstairs to go to sleep. My friend's parents walked in the next day to him passed out watching porn, remote in hand. SY2!

#39 (0) - Sep 15, 2009 08:37 AM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (7) - You screwed the pooch (0)

My ex girlfriend went to a party a week after we broke up. The guy that cause the break-up took her phone while I was texting her and pretended to be her. Then I told him that he shouldn't feel bad that we did it the night before. He stopped talking to her the next day. SY2!

#40 (0) - Sep 15, 2009 08:47 AM by Screwy - Relationships - You screwed them good! (7) - You screwed the pooch (0)

A friend of mine always bragged that he had the hottest girlfriend and we were losers. One night before he went to the movies with his girl we slipped some laxatives in his drink. He had to get up to go to the bathroom every five minutes and said it was the worst night of his life. SY2!

#21 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 10:07 AM by Anonymous - Friends - You screwed them good! (6) - You screwed the pooch (3)

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