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I was playing beer pong against my cousin and they were beating us seven cups to one. I told him not to talk until the game was over. My partner and I doubled up twice and I hit the last cup to win, before they ever got another shot. SY2!

#38 (0) - Sep 15, 2009 08:34 AM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (4) - You screwed the pooch (1)

My buddy ragged on me really bad for hooking up with this fat chick. I then told said chick that he thought she was really hot and wanted to hook up with him. He came home one day and let out a bloodcurdling scream when he walked into his room to find fat chick naked on his bed. SY2!

#20 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 10:04 AM by Anonymous - Hook Ups - You screwed them good! (8) - You screwed the pooch (1)

My roommate wouldn't stop smoking in my apartment, even though I asked her to several times. She left her pack of cigarettes on the table one day, so I took them and put rubbing alcohol all over them. She got a nice little surprise the next time she lit up. SY2!

#17 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 09:56 AM by Anonymous - Friends - You screwed them good! (4) - You screwed the pooch (0)

My girlfriend broke up with me because she said I wasn't good enough in bed. I got with her best friend later that night and texted her "what were you talking about? he's great in bed" from her best friend's phone. SY2!

#12 (0) - Sep 9, 2009 10:07 AM by Anonymous - Relationships - You screwed them good! (2) - You screwed the pooch (1)

I found the student ID of this girl that really doesn't like me. Being the nice person that I am, I returned it to her....after swiping it in at the stadium and taking her ticket to Saturday's football game! SY2!

#36 (1) - Sep 15, 2009 12:26 AM by gogators - Friends - You screwed them good! (9) - You screwed the pooch (0)

My wife and I's waiter at Chili's was a total prick when he served our food and he gave us crappy service. I paid for our dinner with the pennies I had in my car that I was going to bring to the bank. Our dinner bill was for $64.31. SY2!

#26 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 07:55 PM by Anonymous - Strangers - You screwed them good! (9) - You screwed the pooch (5)

I caught my boyfriend in bed with my sister a few weeks ago. I managed to convince him that I still loved him and we should stay together. He caught me in bed with his dad on the family vacation to Disney World that he invited me to. SY2!

#24 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 07:44 PM by Anonymous - Relationships - You screwed them good! (7) - You screwed the pooch (8)

My dad was mad at me because I'm not good with tools. He kept yelling at me when I was on top of a ladder trying to hang a picture in our living room. I "accidentally" bumped the hammer off the ladder. It landed on his foot. SY2!

#16 (0) - Sep 13, 2009 06:39 PM by Anonymous - Family - You screwed them good! (2) - You screwed the pooch (2)

I let this cute chick come over to drink with me and my roommates once. She got really, really drunk and passed out in my bed while we kept playing beer pong. When I walked into my room, she had puked all over my bed. I dragged her drunk ass out and put in a bush outside my apartment. SY2!

#53 (0) - Sep 23, 2009 07:53 PM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (0) - You screwed the pooch (1)

One of my TAs lost a paper I turned in and gave me a 0, saying I didn't turn it in. I saw him biking downhill on the sidewalk coming towards me the next semester. I waited until he was passing me and then lunged at him. He swerved going full speed... right into a telephone pole. SY2!

#11 (0) - Sep 9, 2009 10:05 AM by Anonymous - School - You screwed them good! (2) - You screwed the pooch (0)

My friend made me chug a whole cup full of Taco Bell hot sauce packets as part of a bet. I won a bet with him later that night and forced him to chug an equal amount of Skol Vodka. For those of you that don't know, Skol runs as low as $8 a bottle. It's not very fun to drink. SY2!

#28 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 11:07 PM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (2) - You screwed the pooch (3)

When I was eight my dad forced me to play coach-pitch baseball, when I really wanted to play soccer. In our first game, I hit a line drive right up the middle and it hit him in the mouth. He had three chipped teeth. SY2!

#9 (0) - Sep 9, 2009 10:01 AM by Anonymous - Sports - You screwed them good! (1) - You screwed the pooch (1)

I was drinking with some friends one time and some guy was talking about how he could outchug anyone. I knew this Latina girl at the party that could just throw back. I told him he couldn't even outchug this little Latina chick. He laughed and then got his ass handed to him by my friend. SY2!

#52 (0) - Sep 18, 2009 03:19 PM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (2) - You screwed the pooch (0)

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