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I caught my boyfriend in bed with my sister a few weeks ago. I managed to convince him that I still loved him and we should stay together. He caught me in bed with his dad on the family vacation to Disney World that he invited me to. SY2!

#24 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 07:44 PM by Anonymous - Relationships - You screwed them good! (7) - You screwed the pooch (8)

All of my friends went tubing without inviting me one day. I guess they just forgot or something. Lucky me, a huge thunderstorm came out of nowhere almost right after they got to the river. SY2!

#31 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 11:17 PM by Anonymous - Friends - You screwed them good! (0) - You screwed the pooch (8)

This soccer player who was going to be a college football kicker kept taking cheap shots at our team in a state playoff game. We played clean the whole time, so it was really getting annoying. Someone slide-tackled him and he broke his leg in three different places. Bye bye college football scholarship. SY2!

#1 (0) - Sep 8, 2009 05:25 PM by Shanksta13 - Sports - You screwed them good! (8) - You screwed the pooch (5)

My wife and I's waiter at Chili's was a total prick when he served our food and he gave us crappy service. I paid for our dinner with the pennies I had in my car that I was going to bring to the bank. Our dinner bill was for $64.31. SY2!

#26 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 07:55 PM by Anonymous - Strangers - You screwed them good! (9) - You screwed the pooch (5)

I was making drinks one time and my friend started telling me I was doing it wrong. I told him he could have at it. I let him make my drink, then when he was done I poured it down the sink in front of him and made the drink again my way. SY2!

#46 (1) - Sep 15, 2009 05:26 PM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (3) - You screwed the pooch (5)

I was getting intimate with this guy and he kept pulling my hair even though I told him to stop. The next time he did it I slammed my forehead down into his nose. Broke it in two different places and he looks like a he got into a bar fight now. SY2!

#18 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 09:58 AM by Anonymous - Hook Ups - You screwed them good! (4) - You screwed the pooch (3)

A friend of mine always bragged that he had the hottest girlfriend and we were losers. One night before he went to the movies with his girl we slipped some laxatives in his drink. He had to get up to go to the bathroom every five minutes and said it was the worst night of his life. SY2!

#21 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 10:07 AM by Anonymous - Friends - You screwed them good! (6) - You screwed the pooch (3)

My friend changed my Facebook status and information to tell all of my friends that I was gay. I changed his living room computer's background to porn. His parents are extremely religious and grounded him for a month when they were the first to login to the computer after I left. SY2!

#25 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 07:52 PM by Anonymous - Friends - You screwed them good! (10) - You screwed the pooch (3)

My friend made me chug a whole cup full of Taco Bell hot sauce packets as part of a bet. I won a bet with him later that night and forced him to chug an equal amount of Skol Vodka. For those of you that don't know, Skol runs as low as $8 a bottle. It's not very fun to drink. SY2!

#28 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 11:07 PM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (2) - You screwed the pooch (3)

Me and my ex broke up 2 months ago, and we haven't spoken all that much, he is a varsity football player and he saw me after the game one night and told me he missed me and that i looked sooo hot. Then this guy i was talking to came up and kissed me. ;) SY2!

#33 (1) - Sep 14, 2009 11:27 PM by UFGatorsbaby - Relationships - You screwed them good! (4) - You screwed the pooch (3)

My boyfriend got really mad at me once for talking to another guy at a party. The next party we went to I spent the entire time talking to the fattest, ugliest girl I could find and completely ignored him. He couldn't stand it. SY2!

#3 (0) - Sep 8, 2009 11:31 PM by Anonymous - Relationships - You screwed them good! (2) - You screwed the pooch (2)

My mom grounded me when I didn't sweep the floor so she could mop. I filled the bottle of mop soap with the super glue that was sitting right next to it in the cabinet. The floor was sticky for weeks. SY2!

#5 (0) - Sep 9, 2009 12:01 AM by Katie - Family - You screwed them good! (0) - You screwed the pooch (2)

I was playing a pick up game of basketball one time and this guy on my team was taking it way too seriously. I had a shot blocked and he got all in my face. The next time we went down the court, I gave him a hard no-look pass to the groin. SY2!

#8 (0) - Sep 9, 2009 09:57 AM by Anonymous - Sports - You screwed them good! (0) - You screwed the pooch (2)

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