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I found the student ID of this girl that really doesn't like me. Being the nice person that I am, I returned it to her....after swiping it in at the stadium and taking her ticket to Saturday's football game! SY2!

#36 (1) - Sep 15, 2009 12:26 AM by gogators - Friends - You screwed them good! (9) - You screwed the pooch (0)

All of my friends went tubing without inviting me one day. I guess they just forgot or something. Lucky me, a huge thunderstorm came out of nowhere almost right after they got to the river. SY2!

#31 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 11:17 PM by Anonymous - Friends - You screwed them good! (0) - You screwed the pooch (8)

My friend changed my Facebook status and information to tell all of my friends that I was gay. I changed his living room computer's background to porn. His parents are extremely religious and grounded him for a month when they were the first to login to the computer after I left. SY2!

#25 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 07:52 PM by Anonymous - Friends - You screwed them good! (10) - You screwed the pooch (3)

This stoner walks into my apartment without knocking all the time. Yesterday, I covered the floor with Vaseline and he busted his ass so hard his head hit the doorknob and he had to get 12 stitches in the back of his head. SY2!

#23 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 07:32 PM by Anonymous - Friends - You screwed them good! (2) - You screwed the pooch (2)

My friend thought it would be funny to call the cops on me while I had a party one night. I got a noise violation for it and a $52 fine. I took his phone when he wasn't looking and put 911 in as my number. He called me and had the cops show up even though he told them he was fine. SY2!

#22 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 10:15 AM by Anonymous - Friends - You screwed them good! (4) - You screwed the pooch (2)

A friend of mine always bragged that he had the hottest girlfriend and we were losers. One night before he went to the movies with his girl we slipped some laxatives in his drink. He had to get up to go to the bathroom every five minutes and said it was the worst night of his life. SY2!

#21 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 10:07 AM by Anonymous - Friends - You screwed them good! (6) - You screwed the pooch (3)

My roommate wouldn't stop smoking in my apartment, even though I asked her to several times. She left her pack of cigarettes on the table one day, so I took them and put rubbing alcohol all over them. She got a nice little surprise the next time she lit up. SY2!

#17 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 09:56 AM by Anonymous - Friends - You screwed them good! (4) - You screwed the pooch (0)

One of my friends told this girl we were both trying to hook up with that I thought she was overweight. I told her he made that up but if she wanted we could get a good "workout" in later that night. I got the chick. SY2!

#13 (0) - Sep 13, 2009 06:05 PM by Anonymous - Friends - You screwed them good! (4) - You screwed the pooch (1)

This one friend I had constantly made fun of me in front of our other friends. I was with him the first time he got drunk. I waited till he was pretty drunk and then filled him a shot glass full of piss. He downed it like a champ. SY2!

#10 (0) - Sep 9, 2009 10:03 AM by Anonymous - Friends - You screwed them good! (5) - You screwed the pooch (0)

My best friend stole my date at homecoming and hooked up with her. Then he said it was because she was too good looking for me. How can I screw him back?

#6 (1) - Sep 9, 2009 12:03 AM by Dave - Friends - You screwed them good! (0) - You screwed the pooch (0)

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