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I let this cute chick come over to drink with me and my roommates once. She got really, really drunk and passed out in my bed while we kept playing beer pong. When I walked into my room, she had puked all over my bed. I dragged her drunk ass out and put in a bush outside my apartment. SY2!

#53 (0) - Sep 23, 2009 07:53 PM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (0) - You screwed the pooch (1)

I was drinking with some friends one time and some guy was talking about how he could outchug anyone. I knew this Latina girl at the party that could just throw back. I told him he couldn't even outchug this little Latina chick. He laughed and then got his ass handed to him by my friend. SY2!

#52 (0) - Sep 18, 2009 03:19 PM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (2) - You screwed the pooch (0)

I was making drinks one time and my friend started telling me I was doing it wrong. I told him he could have at it. I let him make my drink, then when he was done I poured it down the sink in front of him and made the drink again my way. SY2!

#46 (1) - Sep 15, 2009 05:26 PM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (3) - You screwed the pooch (5)

My friend was obnoxiously drunk once at my friend's house. When he passed out on the living room couch we ordered pay-per-view porn and left the remote in his hand while we went upstairs to go to sleep. My friend's parents walked in the next day to him passed out watching porn, remote in hand. SY2!

#39 (0) - Sep 15, 2009 08:37 AM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (7) - You screwed the pooch (0)

I was playing beer pong against my cousin and they were beating us seven cups to one. I told him not to talk until the game was over. My partner and I doubled up twice and I hit the last cup to win, before they ever got another shot. SY2!

#38 (0) - Sep 15, 2009 08:34 AM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (4) - You screwed the pooch (1)

I was at Mardi Gras one time and these kids were drunk and talking smack to us. An undercover cop came up to them and arrested them for Minor In Possession. While the cop was arresting them, we got away without any trouble despite the fact that some of us were carrying alcohol. SY2!

#37 (0) - Sep 15, 2009 08:33 AM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (2) - You screwed the pooch (2)

My friend made me chug a whole cup full of Taco Bell hot sauce packets as part of a bet. I won a bet with him later that night and forced him to chug an equal amount of Skol Vodka. For those of you that don't know, Skol runs as low as $8 a bottle. It's not very fun to drink. SY2!

#28 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 11:07 PM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (2) - You screwed the pooch (3)

I had a hunch my roommate kept sneaking some of my vodka when I wasn't home. I emptied out the vodka bottle and filled it with rubbing alcohol. He must have had some, because I came home one night and he said he had been puking for four straight hours and was never going to drink vodka again. SY2!

#19 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 10:00 AM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (11) - You screwed the pooch (1)

I was at a party last night and some guy was making fun of how drunk I was. I went outside to the balcony a couple minutes later because I felt sick. Guess who happened to be walking right under the balcony when I blew chunks. SY2!

#15 (0) - Sep 13, 2009 06:25 PM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (5) - You screwed the pooch (2)

This guy thought he was sneaky and tried to steal a bottle of expensive liquor from a party I was throwing. I saw him walking out with it and sent my 6-foot-8, 280-pound friend after him. That whole bottle of liquor wouldn't have helped ease the pain of the beatdown he received. SY2!

#14 (0) - Sep 13, 2009 06:09 PM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (1) - You screwed the pooch (1)

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