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When I was eight my dad forced me to play coach-pitch baseball, when I really wanted to play soccer. In our first game, I hit a line drive right up the middle and it hit him in the mouth. He had three chipped teeth. SY2!

#9 (0) - Sep 9, 2009 10:01 AM by Anonymous - Sports - You screwed them good! (1) - You screwed the pooch (1)

I was playing a pick up game of basketball one time and this guy on my team was taking it way too seriously. I had a shot blocked and he got all in my face. The next time we went down the court, I gave him a hard no-look pass to the groin. SY2!

#8 (0) - Sep 9, 2009 09:57 AM by Anonymous - Sports - You screwed them good! (0) - You screwed the pooch (2)

My mom forced me to change the new babies' diapers all the time when she knew I hated doing it. So one day, I put his diaper on really loose. Mom was holding him in her lap when he started spewing out the sides. SY2!

#7 (0) - Sep 9, 2009 08:10 AM by Anonymous - Family - You screwed them good! (3) - You screwed the pooch (1)

My best friend stole my date at homecoming and hooked up with her. Then he said it was because she was too good looking for me. How can I screw him back?

#6 (1) - Sep 9, 2009 12:03 AM by Dave - Friends - You screwed them good! (0) - You screwed the pooch (0)

My mom grounded me when I didn't sweep the floor so she could mop. I filled the bottle of mop soap with the super glue that was sitting right next to it in the cabinet. The floor was sticky for weeks. SY2!

#5 (0) - Sep 9, 2009 12:01 AM by Katie - Family - You screwed them good! (0) - You screwed the pooch (2)

A defensive lineman who was much shorter than me tried to twist my leg at the bottom of a pile. The next play called for me to chop block the guy. I pulled the perfect chop and he limped off the field crying like a little girl. SY2!

#4 (0) - Sep 8, 2009 11:58 PM by Bob - Sports - You screwed them good! (0) - You screwed the pooch (1)

My boyfriend got really mad at me once for talking to another guy at a party. The next party we went to I spent the entire time talking to the fattest, ugliest girl I could find and completely ignored him. He couldn't stand it. SY2!

#3 (0) - Sep 8, 2009 11:31 PM by Anonymous - Relationships - You screwed them good! (2) - You screwed the pooch (2)

I took a Public Speaking class and my teacher docked me a letter grade for being one second under the required 8 minutes on our first speech. The next graded speech we had I made sure to take as long as possible. I was 16 minutes over the maximum speech length. SY2!

#2 (0) - Sep 8, 2009 11:29 PM by Thomas - School - You screwed them good! (3) - You screwed the pooch (1)

This soccer player who was going to be a college football kicker kept taking cheap shots at our team in a state playoff game. We played clean the whole time, so it was really getting annoying. Someone slide-tackled him and he broke his leg in three different places. Bye bye college football scholarship. SY2!

#1 (0) - Sep 8, 2009 05:25 PM by Shanksta13 - Sports - You screwed them good! (8) - You screwed the pooch (5)

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