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My friend thought it would be funny to call the cops on me while I had a party one night. I got a noise violation for it and a $52 fine. I took his phone when he wasn't looking and put 911 in as my number. He called me and had the cops show up even though he told them he was fine. SY2!

#22 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 10:15 AM by Anonymous - Friends - You screwed them good! (4) - You screwed the pooch (2)

A friend of mine always bragged that he had the hottest girlfriend and we were losers. One night before he went to the movies with his girl we slipped some laxatives in his drink. He had to get up to go to the bathroom every five minutes and said it was the worst night of his life. SY2!

#21 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 10:07 AM by Anonymous - Friends - You screwed them good! (6) - You screwed the pooch (3)

My buddy ragged on me really bad for hooking up with this fat chick. I then told said chick that he thought she was really hot and wanted to hook up with him. He came home one day and let out a bloodcurdling scream when he walked into his room to find fat chick naked on his bed. SY2!

#20 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 10:04 AM by Anonymous - Hook Ups - You screwed them good! (8) - You screwed the pooch (1)

I had a hunch my roommate kept sneaking some of my vodka when I wasn't home. I emptied out the vodka bottle and filled it with rubbing alcohol. He must have had some, because I came home one night and he said he had been puking for four straight hours and was never going to drink vodka again. SY2!

#19 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 10:00 AM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (11) - You screwed the pooch (1)

I was getting intimate with this guy and he kept pulling my hair even though I told him to stop. The next time he did it I slammed my forehead down into his nose. Broke it in two different places and he looks like a he got into a bar fight now. SY2!

#18 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 09:58 AM by Anonymous - Hook Ups - You screwed them good! (4) - You screwed the pooch (3)

My roommate wouldn't stop smoking in my apartment, even though I asked her to several times. She left her pack of cigarettes on the table one day, so I took them and put rubbing alcohol all over them. She got a nice little surprise the next time she lit up. SY2!

#17 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 09:56 AM by Anonymous - Friends - You screwed them good! (4) - You screwed the pooch (0)

My dad was mad at me because I'm not good with tools. He kept yelling at me when I was on top of a ladder trying to hang a picture in our living room. I "accidentally" bumped the hammer off the ladder. It landed on his foot. SY2!

#16 (0) - Sep 13, 2009 06:39 PM by Anonymous - Family - You screwed them good! (2) - You screwed the pooch (2)

I was at a party last night and some guy was making fun of how drunk I was. I went outside to the balcony a couple minutes later because I felt sick. Guess who happened to be walking right under the balcony when I blew chunks. SY2!

#15 (0) - Sep 13, 2009 06:25 PM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (5) - You screwed the pooch (2)

This guy thought he was sneaky and tried to steal a bottle of expensive liquor from a party I was throwing. I saw him walking out with it and sent my 6-foot-8, 280-pound friend after him. That whole bottle of liquor wouldn't have helped ease the pain of the beatdown he received. SY2!

#14 (0) - Sep 13, 2009 06:09 PM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (1) - You screwed the pooch (1)

One of my friends told this girl we were both trying to hook up with that I thought she was overweight. I told her he made that up but if she wanted we could get a good "workout" in later that night. I got the chick. SY2!

#13 (0) - Sep 13, 2009 06:05 PM by Anonymous - Friends - You screwed them good! (4) - You screwed the pooch (1)

My girlfriend broke up with me because she said I wasn't good enough in bed. I got with her best friend later that night and texted her "what were you talking about? he's great in bed" from her best friend's phone. SY2!

#12 (0) - Sep 9, 2009 10:07 AM by Anonymous - Relationships - You screwed them good! (2) - You screwed the pooch (1)

One of my TAs lost a paper I turned in and gave me a 0, saying I didn't turn it in. I saw him biking downhill on the sidewalk coming towards me the next semester. I waited until he was passing me and then lunged at him. He swerved going full speed... right into a telephone pole. SY2!

#11 (0) - Sep 9, 2009 10:05 AM by Anonymous - School - You screwed them good! (2) - You screwed the pooch (0)

This one friend I had constantly made fun of me in front of our other friends. I was with him the first time he got drunk. I waited till he was pretty drunk and then filled him a shot glass full of piss. He downed it like a champ. SY2!

#10 (0) - Sep 9, 2009 10:03 AM by Anonymous - Friends - You screwed them good! (5) - You screwed the pooch (0)

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