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I let this cute chick come over to drink with me and my roommates once. She got really, really drunk and passed out in my bed while we kept playing beer pong. When I walked into my room, she had puked all over my bed. I dragged her drunk ass out and put in a bush outside my apartment. SY2!

#53 (0) - Sep 23, 2009 07:53 PM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (0) - You screwed the pooch (1)

I was drinking with some friends one time and some guy was talking about how he could outchug anyone. I knew this Latina girl at the party that could just throw back. I told him he couldn't even outchug this little Latina chick. He laughed and then got his ass handed to him by my friend. SY2!

#52 (0) - Sep 18, 2009 03:19 PM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (2) - You screwed the pooch (0)

I was with this chick and she kept asking for it harder and harder. She kept yelling about how I was being a bitch and didn't know how to treat a girl. I reared back and thrust so hard her head put a plate-sized crater in the wall. SY2!

#51 (0) - Sep 18, 2009 03:18 PM by Anonymous - Hook Ups - You screwed them good! (3) - You screwed the pooch (1)

I was getting an award for best female video at the VMAs and Kanye West stood up and stole my mic during the middle of my thankyou speech. Now everyone hates Kanye and President Obama publicly called him a jackass. SY2!

#47 (0) - Sep 15, 2009 05:28 PM by Taylor Swift - Strangers - You screwed them good! (16) - You screwed the pooch (0)

I was making drinks one time and my friend started telling me I was doing it wrong. I told him he could have at it. I let him make my drink, then when he was done I poured it down the sink in front of him and made the drink again my way. SY2!

#46 (1) - Sep 15, 2009 05:26 PM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (3) - You screwed the pooch (5)

I was in the middle of a high school tennis match and some jackass yelled at me during the middle of my serve, causing me to screw up. I looked up and realized it was my boyfriend trying to be funny. I broke up with him in front of everyone right after the match. SY2!

#45 (0) - Sep 15, 2009 05:24 PM by melinda - Sports - You screwed them good! (2) - You screwed the pooch (1)

I was at a bar and this guy came up and started talking to this girl I was in the middle of a conversation with. He was a toothless redneck. I turned to him and said, "Way to screw up the one thing you had going for you: keeping your mouth shut." She laughed and he walked off embarrassed. SY2!

#44 (0) - Sep 15, 2009 05:19 PM by Anonymous - Strangers - You screwed them good! (2) - You screwed the pooch (0)

This guy kept hitting me at a party and he was not cute at all. He was being a real jerk and finally this really big guy came over and told him that he looked like a butt crack with eyes and a nose. SY2!

#42 (0) - Sep 15, 2009 10:51 AM by Anonymous - Strangers - You screwed them good! (0) - You screwed the pooch (1)

My ex girlfriend went to a party a week after we broke up. The guy that cause the break-up took her phone while I was texting her and pretended to be her. Then I told him that he shouldn't feel bad that we did it the night before. He stopped talking to her the next day. SY2!

#40 (0) - Sep 15, 2009 08:47 AM by Screwy - Relationships - You screwed them good! (7) - You screwed the pooch (0)

My friend was obnoxiously drunk once at my friend's house. When he passed out on the living room couch we ordered pay-per-view porn and left the remote in his hand while we went upstairs to go to sleep. My friend's parents walked in the next day to him passed out watching porn, remote in hand. SY2!

#39 (0) - Sep 15, 2009 08:37 AM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (7) - You screwed the pooch (0)

I was playing beer pong against my cousin and they were beating us seven cups to one. I told him not to talk until the game was over. My partner and I doubled up twice and I hit the last cup to win, before they ever got another shot. SY2!

#38 (0) - Sep 15, 2009 08:34 AM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (4) - You screwed the pooch (1)

I was at Mardi Gras one time and these kids were drunk and talking smack to us. An undercover cop came up to them and arrested them for Minor In Possession. While the cop was arresting them, we got away without any trouble despite the fact that some of us were carrying alcohol. SY2!

#37 (0) - Sep 15, 2009 08:33 AM by Anonymous - Drinking - You screwed them good! (2) - You screwed the pooch (2)

I found the student ID of this girl that really doesn't like me. Being the nice person that I am, I returned it to her....after swiping it in at the stadium and taking her ticket to Saturday's football game! SY2!

#36 (1) - Sep 15, 2009 12:26 AM by gogators - Friends - You screwed them good! (9) - You screwed the pooch (0)

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